1. Car window roller-shades. To protect the infants eyes and face from the sun. The gateway drug to the ‘baby-on-board’ sign.
2. Mid-rise jeans. So long low-rise, but better than wearing my maternity jeans.
3. Mini-van. I almost convinced myself that the Mazda 5 isn’t a mini-van. It is a mini-van, to be clear. (I have escaped this one for now.)
4. Breast pads. I should have been padding my bra years ago.
5. Diaper Genie(s). Poop sausages.
6. Headrest Animal Mirrors. To strategically watch your infant from your rear view mirror. But who doesn’t love being spooked by a panda head each time you check your mirrors?!
